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Tonight on Real Stories... A couple deal with the aftermath of a TV show's botched 24-hour renovation (involving a high rise building in their backyard). Real Stories also looks at the frightening new epidemic...kids hooked on Skill Testers, as well as talking to a Comedian fighting hard to put on the pounds after his weight loss ruined his only funny routine. Finally, an expose on a call-centre using birds to operate their customer service centres.

Tonight on Real Stories a look at that latest TV Series to be made into a movie - Hey Dad! Also, Real Stories follows the tears and the joys of the first production of the newly discovered Shakespeare musical 'The King Hath Farted', and takes a look behind the scenes of the Australian Institute of Sayings.

Real Stories get a special exclusive on the tragic outcome of not continuing on chainmail. Tasmania has decided to legalise theft, and everything seems to be getting back on track for the state. A reviewer of church services speaks out to Real Stories, and we meet the residents of a small Australian town giving a minute of silence to every single digger who died fighting for our great nation.

Real Stories gets an exclusive chat with the director of many famous sex tape movies. The second story of the night involved a woman who secretly wished for her dog to be transformed into a man, and the one doctor who allowed it to happen. The organiser of the World Board Game Championships tries to get a board game to be part of the Commonwealth Games. And finally, how much money do window washers really get?

Real Stories delves into the shocking discovery that the famous teenager who sailed solo around the world wasn't actually alone on the boat. New Zealand is in the middle of a water crisis: there is too much water, so the country are doing a massive campaign to get rid of the water. The recent death of a crime re-enactor on a famous crime watch show sparks a touching news story. Also, Real Stories gets an exclusive on "The Princess Mary Hate Club", Australia's most unpopular club.

Two brothers in the undertaker profession put the fun back into funerals; a man starts building an ark after getting a message from God; a 27-year-old man is still grounded after 15 years because his comatose father has not said otherwise; young police recruits party on the Gold Coast after graduation for Policey's Week.

A paperboy recruiter searches for the best new paperboys; horrible street accountants who illegally look for work on the streets; a hero who is caring for patients with odd medical conditions; and a celebration of 70 years since the invention of jumping.