The Onion Movie

2008 "America's Finest News Source."

The Onion Movie

6.2 | 1h20m | PG-13 | en | Comedy

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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6.2 | 1h20m | PG-13 | en | Comedy

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Cast

Len Cariou ,Steven Seagal ,Larissa Laskin

Director

Kevin Kavanaugh

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The Onion ,

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Cast

Len Cariou

as Norm Archer

[2018] Death Wish [2018] Bumblebee [2015] Spotlight [2013] Prisoners [2010] Blue Bloods [2009] Into the Storm [2008] The Onion Movie [2005] Boynton Beach Club [2004] The Skulls III

Steven Seagal

as Cock Puncher

[2019] Beyond the Law [2019] General Commander [2017] Cartels [2017] China Salesman [2016] End of a Gun [2016] Contract to Kill [2016] Sniper: Special Ops [2015] The Real Miyagi [2015] Absolution