Royal Crackers was once the king of snacks, but the empire is crumbling. When the family patriarch, tyrannical company founder Theodore Hornsby Sr. ends up in a “super coma,” the rest of the Hornsbys will take their lack of talent and business acumen and try to make Royal Crackers the success it once was.
Matt brings home a stray dog that keeps attacking Theodore Sr. Meanwhile, in the past, young Theodore's empire begins to crumble.
Stebe gets sent to white collar prison, where he quickly becomes one of the most popular inmates. However, when Theo gets locked up too, Stebe's position as the 'cool guy' comes under threat.
Rachel is tasked with saving the company, but when she's called to a meeting with her family, she has to decide if she wants to save the company, or all of humanity.
The Bakersfield Mall grand reopening quickly turns into a bloodbath because there's a haunted escalator that wants to exact revenge on Stebe.
After Matt embarrasses the family, Stebe and Theo decide to discipline him the way their father used to, by leaving him to fend for himself in the middle of nowhere.
When a King from half a world away invites the remaining members of TainT to perform for him, Theo, Stebe and Moey D, end up getting ensnared in a spy mission that tests their allegiances to Nu-Metal and puts all of their lives at risk.
Darby can't make time to hang out with Theo because he's got a new girlfriend whom he's infatuated with, even though she might want to murder him.
Deb's new found love of riding her exercise bike drives a wedge between her and Stebe. Theo's attempt to bond with his father fails, turning him into a vulnerable mess.
Stebe's bad dreams lead him and Theo on a mission to discover secrets about their father's dark past.
When Royal Crackers gets removed from school lunch for a more healthy alternative, it polarizes the town. Battle lines are drawn, and the Hornsby's find themselves fighting a war they don't know if they can win.
Royal Crackers was once the king of snacks, but the empire is crumbling. When the family patriarch, tyrannical company founder Theodore Hornsby Sr. ends up in a “super coma,” the rest of the Hornsbys will take their lack of talent and business acumen and try to make Royal Crackers the success it once was.
Andrew Santino , Jessica St. Clair , David Gborie
Jake Reeves
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