Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.

Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.

Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.

Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.

Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.

Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.

The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep

The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep

To have sexual relations with your mother.

To have sexual relations with your mother.

When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...

When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...

Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.

Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.

Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime

Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime

A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.

A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.

Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.

Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.

A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.

A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.

Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.

Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.

A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.

A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.

A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.

A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.

A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.

A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.

A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist

A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist

Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"

Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"

A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.

A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.

A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.

A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.

A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.

A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.

This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.

This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.

Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.

Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.

Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.

Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.

Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.

Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.

Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.

Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.

A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.

A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.

Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.

Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.

A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.

A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.

A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".

A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".

The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.

The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.

Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu

Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu

Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.

Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.

A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.

A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.

Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster

Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster

A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.

A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.

The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.

The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.

Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.

Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.

A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.

A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.

Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.

Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.

Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".

Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".

A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.

A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.

Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.

Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.