Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?

1970 "The motion picture that will melt your chocolate bar."

Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?

5.4 | 1h53m | PG | en | Drama

War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.

5.4 | 1h53m | PG | en | Drama , Comedy

Synopsis

Cast

Brian Keith , Tony Curtis , Ernest Borgnine

Director

Jack Poplin

Producted By

American Broadcasting Company (ABC) ,

Trailers

Cast

Brian Keith

as Officer Michael M. Nace

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Tony Curtis

as Shannon Gambroni

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Ernest Borgnine

as Sheriff Harve

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